I need some of you in my life

Third game of the regular season is today. I just can't seem to relax. I blame the radar gun. Its all that stupid thing's fault. My feet hurt and my back does too.  

Some tidbits to leave you with:

"making the eighth grade boob list when you are only a seventh grader."

"I saturated those sections with stickers." 

OK good to go... i think. i have to be at the field in about 40 minutes.